Return of the Blob
The monstrous oil plumes, emerging out of the leaking Macando well in Gulf of Mexico, slipped quietly in the abyss of Atlantic Ocean. Under the cool pressure of ocean, condensed energetic matter conceived a DNA formation and the monosexual Blob was born. It started consuming marine life and started growing rapidly. Soon it grew into the size of a big city and then came time to reproduce. In amoeba like asexual reproduction, it split in two's. Unnoticed, the blob multiplied and grew in size under the cover of the oceans. Soon, marine life vanished and our Blob had to rise above sea level to find fresh fertile pasture. The Blob invaded land and consumed each and everything in sight.
Finally, it turned our Earth into a lifeless black planet.