Ben Bernanke, an avatar of Lord Krishna

Draupadi was in trouble. Dushasana tried to strip Draupadi of her sari. Seeing her five husbands unable to protect her, she prayed to Krishna to protect her. And lo! the Lord Krishna was there. He released length after length of sari, until Dushasana ran out of breath. Thus saving Draupadi and Pandavas from humiliation.

Five thousand years later...,

Uncle Sam found himself in Draupadi's sandals. China in avatar of Dushasana started stripping Uncle Sam of his jeans. In came Ben to his rescue and lo! He printed out roll after roll of green paper to replace the slipping denim. But the new miniature avatar paused before Dushasana relented and S&P pulled down Uncle Sam's briefs briefly.

Ben is there again with a new roll of greens.

Welcome QE 3.