BP Spill - No end in sight

Underwater disaster! Where is the Justice League of America? Aquaman, Batman, Superman etc. Why do they fail to show up during real catastrophes? Probably, these comic heroes represent the unity of the common men in the times of distress.

After failing dome, top hat & top kill, BP will be sending the Aquaman, armed with a diamond saw, to sever off the bleeding pipe from the well and fit on a larger pipe that would direct the oil into tanker ships. Hope it works and our hero is able to contain the 'Petro Cruda' in his evil design to destroy the aquatic life on earth.